Born At Midnite are not your garden variety drag-and-drop producers; they are a vertically integrated song machine.

Employing samplers, fake drums, tape machines, and in-house art—all at a work-from-home pace—for the last half decade, the Montreal duo have been casually careening towards “coolest band around” status.

Playing into—whilst poking fun at—our era’s omnipresent narcissism and self-indulgence, the group stitch together an unsponsored sort of “product-placement punk.”

What is the inverse of a wish that comes with a terrible curse? It is something that nobody asked for but protects from eternal damnation. It’s “Eternal BAM Nation,” the long-awaited yet quickly constructed debut record from Born At Midnite. And you know these eleven-and-a-half songs are stabbing at the heart of the matter.